My Wife As My Movie Filter

garychester.org  4/9/09

 

Because of their unnecessary sexual, violence and language content, I seldom rent R rated movies unless it has some kind of historical significance, is a recommendation of a friend....or from a stupid moment.

 

I have a weakness for suspense thrillers with good plots, and recently took a chance on a R rated one.  My wife happened to start the movie before I got to the den.  Upon my arrival, I found she had already turned it off.  She commented that she thought I would really, really enjoy certain scenes in the movie.

 

Translation: I had wasted two bucks renting an essentially pornographic flick.

 

That God.  He was looking out for me one more time.  He’ll look out for you too if you’ll let him.

 

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